Of Food and Victory

Tonight is our big "Iron Chef" competition. Curtis, myself, Dave, and Charity. Our (not so) secret ingredient is hamburger. We have all been carefully planning the dish we will prepare. (Yes, we are only doing one--not the five they have to do on the real show). The prize for the winner is a pineapple. I'm sure it will be delicious. (The pineapple, that is--and my food, for that matter!) I am confident that I will win, because I have a secret talisman. Charity is peeved that I won't tell her what it is, especially since it actually belongs to her, but if I tell her, I know she will want to use it, and thus win the victory. We can't let that happen, now, can we?!